FORE! Golfers wanted!
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May 10, 2013 |
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Welcome to
Mirror Lake Golf Course and the fifth
annual Fry Foundation Golf Tournament. I
can bearly stand it, but I'll be your
caddy today ... |
The Fry Healthcare Foundation's fifth-annual
golf tournament is right around the corner, and
duffers are in demand ... and you don't have to
be a Tiger or an Arnie to contribute and have
fun!
The tourney gets off to a shotgun start at
Mirror Lake Golf Course, Bonners Ferry, at noon
Friday, June 14, with check in at 11 a.m.
Individual player fees are $50, team fees are
$100, with the fee covering greens fees and
dinner.
Cart fees are not covered; if you'd like to
reserve one, call Mirror Lake, (208) 267-5314.
All proceeds from the golf tournament benefit
the Fry Foundation's annual campaign in support
of Boundary Community Hospital, providing
funding for equipment and supplies to enable our
small community hospital the ability to provide
top-quality healthcare at home, and
contributions are tax deductible.
Golf, purportedly invented in Scotland in the
middle ages, is an activity euphemistically
described as a sport, clearly designed to put
participants in the hospital.
That's why each swing is known as a "stroke."
As this is a family friendly website, we can't
publish what is perhaps the most profound and
funniest exposition on the "sport" in the
history of the game, as it necessarily contains
language children shouldn't hear until they're
about 87 ... or until they take up golf,
whichever comes first.
If you're a grown adult unfazed by four-letter
words, you can Google "Robin Williams golf."
If you've already taken up the game,
click here and save yourself the
frustration. WARNING! Adult language!
Language that might give the more sensitive a
stroke before you ever hit the green ... where
you'll flail away with your crooked stick until
you have a stroke or twelve.
Rest assured, though. The annual Fry Foundation
Golf Tournament is all for fun, and you don't
have to wear a kilt or plaid pants so loud they
make your dog or your grandma howl in pain.
To find out more, and for a registration form,
click here.
Go on ... have a stroke, some fun and a
lot of camaraderie for a good cause. The life
you help save may be your own!
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