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Sasquatch killer sentenced |
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March 8, 2012 |
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Loved by many, the demise of
Sasquatch shocked and broke the heart
and ethos of a community. |
The man who admitted to slaying the Good Grief
Sasquatch, of dismembering the styrofoam body
and trying to hide the evidence deep in the
snowy woods, has pleaded guilty to his heinous
crime, and been sentenced by a judge of good
standing.
You can read the particulars of the horrendous
crime
here.
Darrell Lee Curtis Jr., 22, Bonners Ferry,
entered into a plea agreement with prosecutors,
reducing the crimes from felonies to
misdemeanors, to which he pled guilty.
As a result, spending 30 days in the local
slammer on a charge of petit theft, with an
additional 150 days hanging over his head if he
doesn't abide by the terms of his probation.
In addition, he has to pay a $152.50 fine,
$197.50 in court costs, restitution yet to be
determined on the charge of first-degree murder
of a Sasqua ... uh, ahem ... the true value of a
one-of a-kind piece of art and a local icon.
The malicious injury to property
charge that was reduced to a
misdemeanor, cost him an additional $300 fine.
In addition, he will have to pay restitution ...
once a reasonable price for a one-of-a kind piece
of art can be determined, and serve two year's
probation, during which time he's prohibited
from all the usual stuff plus contact with any
other Sasquatches or their families.
The family of the Sasquatch told reporters, "Aaargh, yeee, grrr,
erg ... snuff snuff."
It is not known whether that was intended as a threat
by the family of the convicted to seek punitive
damages or a
demand that the culprit treat the survivors of
the Sasquatch family to dinner at Zips.
The NSA, we've been told, is working on it.
Clarification of intent from the family of Mr.
Sasquatch has proved elusive. |
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