Who  knows nose news?!
March 12, 2013
by Rebecca Huseby
Ok, I know you already know, and I would ask … "How did you know?" ... but I already know how you knew! So, why would I ask how you knew if I already knew how it was that you know? Right? So!

Know any new news about who knew whose nose was whose, or how who knew what new nose news was?

No?

Well, who knows about all that nose news anyhow?

You, that’s who! You know what they say? No news is good news, or is it nose news is no news unless it’s good, or nose news is good news to know?

Who knew that nose news would even BE noteworthy news to know? Who knew whose nose was news, or whose news was truly in the know?

Do you want me to get nosey about whose news is note-worthy? ... or should I just de-note the nose-worthy news and note the newsworthy nose?

Note, that I am NOT NEW at nose news or a novice at knowing news about noses.

You might say that knowing the news about those who knew the noses were newsy, or that the news-knowledgeable, on a need-to-know basis about those news nosey noses, just automatically produce a noteworthy piece of nose news!

Tell you what! I know this has been no whose-who of news-nosey know-whos!

Actually, the newest news about the note-worthy nose news is naturally no news to the true news nose! But since you already know that, you don’t really have to read this!

Then again, News Bonners Ferry is the BEST place to get it – the news, that is! (This should keep your supply of “stitches” up for a while, especially if you read it [or try to], out loud to someone who could use a stitch in time!)

God smile on you today!